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MARCH  2014

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"We laugh at naked bodies and take apple butter from
old ladies": Ex-TSA agent confirms your worst fears about
airport security

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The I.O. room turned into its own experiment in explicit behavior as agents would use it as a secret meeting point for mid-work rendez-vous since the lack of security cameras kept them from being busted.

The TSA issued a statement in response to MailOnline, saying: 'Many of the TSA procedures and policies referenced in this article are no longer in place or are characterized inaccurately.'

'Every passenger deserves to be treated with dignity and respect and Transportation Security Administration policy upholds this standard. TSA does not tolerate any form of unethical or unlawful behavior by its employees and takes swift disciplinary action if discovered.

'Since November 2011, TSA has aggressively implemented risk-based security procedures to move away from a 'one-size-fits-all' approach.

'TSA has installed Automated Target Recognition software on every Advanced Imaging Technology (AIT) unit in use, eliminating the analyzed images referenced in the article.

It concluded by reporting that the agency 'has instituted one-step removal procedures in many cases for employees behaving unethically or unlawfully'.

Harrington, who went on to take a graduate course in creative writing after leaving the TSA, even translated the underhanded code-words used by the agents to alert their friends to an attractive passenger approaching the line.

Fanny Pack Lane 2 and Alfalfa are both used to give a heads-up about an attractive woman headed towards the agents. Code Red and Code Yellow are also used in the same way- depending on the color of her shirt.

While the overly-detailed pictures provided entertainment for the screeners, Harrington writes that the expensive machines did little else.

Even when a representative from the machine manufacturer came to give the TSA agents a tutorial on the $150,000 machines, he admitted that they barely worked. 

'He said we wouldn't be able to distinguish plastic explosives from body fat and that guns were practically invisible if they were turned sideways in a pocket,' Harrington wrote.

A number of agents became concerned about the amount of secondary radiation they were being put through by working next to the machines day-in and day-out, even though they regularly towed the party line that it was safe when passengers asked them the same question.

While he expressed empathy for alarmed pregnant women who were told to go through the machine anyway, there were also lighter moments that came as a result.

One of his code words listed on the blog that he started to vent about life behind the TSA shield, called Taking Sense Away, was the 'baby-shower-opt-out': when a woman opts out and explains that she is pregnant to the surprise of the friends she is traveling with, who shriek and yell and have an impromptu celebration.

The more serious allegations that came through in his piece came to his description of the not-so-random security checks of 'suspicious' passengers.

A number of boarding passes have a code- SSSS- printed on them based on the passenger's name, indicating that they are on a watch list or have been flagged up for whatever reason.

Beyond that, a passenger's nationality could also automatically prove reason for an extra-thorough check and each TSA agent is given a list of a dozen countries that they should memorize (or pin to the back of their shield badge for safe keeping): Syria, Algeria, Afghanistan, Cuba,  Iraq, Iran, Lebanon, Libya, North Korea, Somalia, Sudan.

Conspicuously absent from that list? Pakistan and Saudi Arabia, two countries with a history of harboring terrorists. Harrington explained that the slip was not accidental but political.

Political posturing and possible security threats were not the only reasons that you could be selected for an extra search, however, as he also explained that 'retaliatory wait time' was a common practice, as agents regularly made the process more difficult when they simply didn't like your attitude.

'Pretending that something in your bag or on your full body image needs to be resolved - the punitive possibilities are endless, and there are many tricks in the screener's bag,' he wrote.

Harrington began voicing his concerns about TSA practices well into his time there, first writing a letter that was published in The New York Times in 2010.

His supervisor had 'a chat' with him about it, but didn't fire him, and so he continued to write about his complaints but this time on an anonymous blog.

That blog, Taking Sense Away, eventually went viral and his fear of being caught and desire to leave a job that he never intended to be long-term led to his decision to leave and go to graduate school in 2013.

He is now working on a book about his time in uniform.