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The People News, a free newspaper serving Cleveland Tennessee (TN) and Bradley County Tennessee (Tn).
Of Bradley County Tn.
FEBRUARY 2006
The People News, a free newspaper serving Cleveland and Bradley County Tn.
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by J. B. Griffin III.
Congratulations to fellow columnist Joe Kirkpatrick on the recent article in The Chattanooga Times Free-Press spotlighting his Volkswagen shop, Tri-State Imports. I must confess that I did not realize he had such a long love affair with "the Bug." I must also admit that during my
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twenty-five or so years in the business I have been asked many times to perform some service or another on one of these critters, but have always managed to escape by either jumping out a back window of the shop or by crawling into the storm drain or, when all avenues of escape were cut off, by just standing motionless in the darkness of the broom-closet until the customer left. OK, there was that one time I gave a lady a boost just to enable her to drive away, but that doesn't really count, does it?
It's not that I don't like the Bug - I do! The problem is that no tool you or I own will fit the things. They are sort of like an MG in that regard. In addition to that, no procedure or standard automotive repair technique that you may be acquainted with will do you one bit of good
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when faced with a Bug. It's sort of the same kind of car you would expect to encounter if it were built by Sears and Roebuck and marketed under the Kenmore nameplate.
Exhibit A: All cars have windshield washer systems. Regular cars all use an electric pump to pressurize and pump the fluid. The
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Volkswagen "engineers" devised an ingenious way which required no electricity. They used the air in the spare tire as an aerosol propellant for the washer fluid. In this manner you could motor your way across the country spritzing your windshield periodically and enjoying a sparkling view while simultaneously severing your lifeline to civilization forty miles from the nearest exit.
Exhibit B: It's great to travel in winter in the comforts of a warm car. Especially when you consider that heat is a free by-product of combustion. Most cars circulate coolant through
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the engine block to carry away the heat to the radiator and the heater core. Since the VW Beetles and vans had air cooled engines there had to be an alternative to free heat. There was. The gasoline heater. That's right, scorching hot gasoline burning brightly inside your vehicle while you navigate the hazards of the highway. Just to re-acquaint myself with the VW gasoline heater I did a little research on the web and ran across a site dedicated to offering advice to Volkswagen enthusiasts. Here, copied directly from the site: http://type2.com, is a gem of wisdom that immediately caught my eye, "Before we proceed I'd like to offer a few words of advice concerning gasoline heaters.
THEY ARE VERY DANGEROUS AND CAN BURN YOUR VAN WITH YOU IN IT TO THE GROUND IN A MATTER OF MINUTES."
Enough said.
Of course, all that I have written here is in fun. The Beetle is an icon in our society, representative of many things, and is woven into the fabric of the past. What was first known as "Hitler's Revenge" became an American symbol of frugality in cost of maintenance and miles per gallon. An almost powerless 40 horsepower engine propelled vanloads of hippies at light-speed through the most violent period of our history since the Civil War. And while Neil Armstrong was stepping onto the surface of the moon millions were laughing at an endless stream of circus clowns pouring out of a Volkswagen.
JB Griffin is an ASE Certified Master Technician. He owns and operates JB's Japanese and American Auto Repair in Evensville, Tennessee. You may e-mail your car questions to jeepster1515@yahoo.com
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