Alphabet for Seniors
A is for Arthritis
B is for Bad back
C is for Chest pains, perhaps cardiac?
D is for Dental replacements and decline.
E is for eyesight - can't read the top line
F is for fissures and fluid retention
G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention.
H is for high blood pressure, I'd rather have low
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, that now fail to flex,
L is for libido, what happened to sex? Wait I forgot about K
K is for knees that crack when they're bent,
(please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent)
N is for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck
O is for osteo and all bones that crack
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
(Give me another pill and I'll be as good as new)
Q is for queasiness. Wine or flu
R is for reflux, one meal turns into two
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears
T is for tinnitus, I hear bells in my ears
U is for urinary, difficulties with flow.
V is for vertigo, that's dizzy you know.
W is for worry, now what's going round?
X is for x-ray and what might be found.
Y is for another year I've left behind
Z is for zest that I still have my mind!
If you have survived all these symptoms your body's deployed, you will have kept many doctors gainfully employed. Ain't being a "senior citizen" great?