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Spanish Words of the Day
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies, "Maria likes me, but cheese ugly."
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn't know how to read, so I shoulder.
4. * Texas *
When I'm not home, my fren always Texas me, che wonders where I am!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece, then che got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store, but ju went to see sum guy. July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars, but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife, but che said chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women. I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me."
12. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.
13. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
He's Just a Robot, Don't Take Him Seriously....
A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says,"168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious. So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
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